December 2011
odds are i’m never going to successfully fall back to sleep. that’s cool i guess, maybe i can pick up a hobby with all of this new free time, like hitting my head against the wall until my ears ring or something.
i need to write some serious resolutions for new year’s.
ourbedroomafterthewar:
life is like a box of chocolates
in the middle of it, you realize you’re fat and no one loves you
137 Freaky Wikipedia Entries →
thewhitestdevilyouknow:
timesoak:
Now for something completely different… A meaty list of bizarre and creepo Wiki Articles:
Unusual Deaths
Laughter Epidemic
Bunny Man
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roanoke_Colony
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Murray_Spear
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arecibo_reply
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mad_Gasser_of_Mattoon
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i just want a shitty mcdonalds cheeseburger with all the fixings
Getting great head is a substitute for many,...
sade:
dinner. i will eat pretzel sticks and a can of pepsi for dinner if i get great head.
flowers. as an easy way to remember, i made up a poem for you: they end up dead, so just give me head.
movie tickets. even if the arrested development movie is out that night.
I’m just educating you ignorant folks.
i would rather see the arrested development movie…
waiting to call in
waiting
waiting
waiting
waiting
god damn
i have to leave at like 1:30 and i’m still in pajamas painting my nails watching how i met your mother
oops?
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all i want for christmas is a mr. f bracelet
just finished painting bird houses with rachael. we were listening to biggie. this is the most unexpected but pleasant day.
thoughts about series five of skins
DAMN matty you are FIIIIINE
just stop doing that freaky wide-eyed look so often and you’ll go far
also fewer sleeveless hoodies and scarves
yeah
i bought apples to apples today. guess what i’m doing in every period but third tomorrow!
You wanna be on top?
junket:
I whispered seductively as I began my America’s Next Top Model marathon.
Watchsynecdoche:
The Mountain Goats cover “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas”
no school today after all! only thing i have to do other than call into work at three is… swap a big present for more small ones. fuckyeah break!
good-ass night with rachael. feels nice to be warm and in my bed though.
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