February 2011
synecdoche:
can you imagine how terrified of manhattan you would be if your only knowledge of new york city was from episodes of law and order: svu?
mysterysongs:
January 2011
itstimeforyoutobr0up:
my mom: i’m going to bed. me: i’m going to attempt to pee with a robe on.
dunking the belt in the toilet is a former favorite pastime of mine <3
sectumsempraa:
my desire to be skinny < my love of eating
that awkward moment when you’re threatening to whip someone with your belt and not ten seconds later they ask you on a date
i wonder, if i hand-write a letter to chacha in ink and then very obviously cry all over it so that the ink runs, will they let me work for them? i need money for the bakery apartment. now.
three cheers for me being the only female member of last year’s circle that is still in high school that does not have a baby! and bad phrasing is my forté.
that awkward moment when you don't know if someone...
edit: just kidding she totally had a baby and i didn’t even know she was pregnant. okay. well then.
i need to keep track of how many times i almost start a fire in a week because it’s got to be in the mid-teens.
i fucking hate making birthday cards, it’s too fucking hard. fuck.
i made ms. holmes cry today because she was impressed with the intro that i wrote to an essay.
adding an extra quarter cup of sugar to cookies will make them black in 0.003 seconds, who knew!
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