February 2012
that is, if my podcasts download within the hour.
Feb 24th
it’s gonna be a really good day, i think.
Feb 24th
Feb 24th
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“that’s just the way she is, she can’t help it.” so now i KNOW you are talking about me on the phone. real sly.
Feb 24th
“Today is the beginning of Lent. And I’m giving up apologizing.”
– Conor Oberst (via mobscenity)
Feb 22nd
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never facebook creeping again.
Feb 22nd
i haven't done this in a looong time →
Feb 21st
i just succumbed to my curiosity and gave lana del ray a listen. i don’t get the controversy? she’s alright, i don’t see anything overtly annoying nor worthy of like a million props. like vanilla ice cream.
Feb 20th
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heyjuder replied to your post: i had a dream that i went to go weigh myself and… mornin! the scales dont lie sugah dumplin I HATE YOU. 
Feb 20th
Feb 20th
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every time i watch mad men i weep a single tear over my inability to be a high-power word twisting lady with booze in her office that she can drink ALL THE TIME while wearing some awesome fluffy yellow dress ensemble.
Feb 20th
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i had a dream that i went to go weigh myself and after i stepped onto the scale, the numbers wouldn’t stop increasing and eventually the scale split in half, right down the middle, and the numbers continued to pour out of it and then they started swirling around me in a string ad strangled me! happy morning errbody!
Feb 20th
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i always loved the clock in the west erie plaza. it was in a big glass box filled with what looked like random plumbing implements in primary colors. on the hour, a ball was supposed to — supposed to being the operative pair of words — roll down a track and do something entertaining. i don’t think i’ve ever seen it working or heard it chime. i don’t know if it’s...
Feb 20th
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 18th
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if it’s the little things that make you happy why can’t it be the little things that make you sad, too?
Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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my best friend from ages 5 to 9 got a yolo tattoo.
Feb 17th
over the course of the past school year i’ve ended up befriending a ten year old boy named jason that lives on 29th street near where i usually park. i got to see him today for the first time since we left for break (!) and he told me as we were catching up to look him up on facebook and add him. so, i don’t know if that’d be weird, but i did look him up. this is one of his...
Feb 17th
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i feel like blowing a bunch of money online shopping tonight.
Feb 16th
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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I CAN PLAY THE SIMS ALL NIGHT LONG IF I WANT TO viva the four day weekend oh god i am so lame
Feb 16th
the “rate movies you’ve seen” page on netflix is like a really satisfying, endless minigame in warioware, inc.
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
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i had a beautiful valentine’s day with my boyfriend today but guess who is going to be a dead-ass human tomorrow, wearing day-old makeup to school? this bitch. it was very much worth it though.
Feb 15th
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max, who usually works as a valet at a fancy italian restaurant, is spending his valentine’s day washing dishes in the kitchen with a 48 year old gay guy that has a crush on him.
Feb 14th
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france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 12th
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a-stupid-dick replied to your post: rewatching season one of supernatural and… I started season 6 and I’m just like ahhh…. this is not good haha dude i know! it gets better and less giant-arc-only and goes back to the original little baby stories thing, which i prefer. but yeah it certainly became a giant dramatic cologne ad of a show in general ):
Feb 12th
rewatching season one of supernatural and laughing. dean was so extra fine when he was a little younger and didn’t use the fake growl voice constantly.
Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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congratulations! you’ve unlocked cat lady mode stay in your room for 14+ hours with only your laptop to keep you company
Feb 12th
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highlights from my recent google searches on my touch: “dead nigga storage” quote northwest savings bank twitter prison crafts drinking games abortion and crime rate calories in a pinecone
Feb 11th
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I HAVE POOPED FAR TOO MUCH IN THE LAST TWELVE HOURS.
Feb 11th
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never agaaaaaiiiiiiin oh god.
Feb 11th
Feb 11th
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RILL ANGRY 4EVS.
Feb 10th
i am going to burst open at any second, so apologies for the viscera shower you’ll all be experiencing soon. maybe, like, put a tarp on your lap to shield yourself like they do at marine land.
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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unfunnywhitegirl: ladies: before you buy a purse, make sure you can carry a handle of rum in it 
Feb 9th
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thank you to janelle for reminding me just how HOT young alec baldwin was.
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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i feel like realizing that you are the only person that will be around forever and that no matter what happens in your interpersonal relationships things will be fine is what makes you a Big Kid officially.
Feb 9th
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